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justanotherlonelyghost:

The not-as-good sequel.

I’m so out of shape.

Also, it’s 2am. Why do I always get the urge to dance at 2am?

mechastreisand:

hail satan

(Source: ritchiemurder)

"I shall go on shining as a brilliantly meaningless figure in a meaningless world."
— F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned (via fitzgeraldquotes)

justanotherlonelyghost:

CANT HANDLE IT. WHY IS YOUR WEIRDNESS SO ENDEARING. YOU’RE SO WEEEEIIIRRRDDDDD

In other news, I’ve lost feeling in both my legs.

neekcreep:

partylikeaprostitute:

Goofy, Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse’s cameo in The Little Mermaid

Proof kingdom hearts actually happened

(Source: period-problems)

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justanotherlonelyghost:

For all the new followers.

If you didn’t happen to get the memo with the butt post, this is pretty much how I run this blog and this is the kinda stuff you’ll be seeing most of the time.

captainpaps:

fuck off superman

captainpaps:

fuck off superman

(Source: timkarinn)

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  • Britain: wat.
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  • Britain: wat
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  • Britain: Shit Canada.
  • America: You fucked up.
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